Why is the “e” missing from the word Blonde?

Hahahaaa….what an idiot.

Paris Hilton.., International Celebrity and Heiress.., according to her hairstylist.., doesn’t like Lasagna but she likes the individual ingredients of Lasagna! Hurray ! She also likes to melt cheese on crackers and is a huge fan of Chardonay.., as Martha Stewart is! Paris is soon to star in the up-comming reality show; “Paris Hilton’s best Freind Forever”..,that contestants seek to win fabulous prizes.., one is a signed , autographed T-Shirt once worn by the Heiress and a Box of Trix.., her favorite! Don’t miss out on the action!!
And enter to win Paris’s “Snap-Happy” Sweepstakes sponcered by the hilton Hotels and Resorts! Just send in your best Vacation Photograph while staying at a Hilton Hotel or Resort..and the best photo selected wins! *(Prizes);
(1) A signed photo of Paris!
(2) A “Swiss-Cheese” Wheel !
(3) A Box of Trix!! *(Paris’s Favorite).
(4) A pair of “Flip-Flops”.,*(Paris Pink).., once worn by the Star!!
and a special., un-disclosed prize selected by the star of “The Simple Life” .., Paris Hilton!!

The Box of Trix sounds like a great prize..,I guess you have to buy your own milk but it’s worth the trouble!

Enter Today; “Paris Hilton’s ‘Snap-Happy’., Sweepstakes !!”..,

It’s Schwinging !

Yes.., you could win an exclusive Paris Hilton T-Shirt.., spelled “Blond”.., without the “E”.., that makes it funny!!” Everbody “Gets Happy” when the “E” Iis left off of “Blonde!” The excitement never stops! Tune in for more exciting news from “Tinsel Town” Newsdesk for “Up to the Minute Celebrity News!” Nest; “Hilton Goes Hawaain!” Tune in same “Bat-Time”., same “Bat-Channel!!” “Schwinging!”.