Madonna sang the “Austin Powers” Theme
“Beautifull Stranger”..,so well and danced in it in those “Gender Bending” slacks so “Fab” that I can still visualize it! She’s a “Schwinger!!” and is currently featured on the cover of vanity Fair looking remarkably fit and fab!. She’s Americas Favorite “Schwinger”.., who now., appropriatly lives in England with all the other Fab Schwinger’s!! “That’s right baby!! Oh Ya!! “It’s Schwingin!”.

Madonna Enjoys South Western Salsa and has recorded a “Western Song” as well and played the guitar! Modonna hasn’t said puplically after countless interveiws.., what her faforite “Cheese” is.., but my guess is that it is something created in “France” and it is usually served with white wine and crusty bread. Your guess is as good as mine.., and I’m going to guess that Madonnas’s favorite cheese is brie!! It’s Schwing-In!!”.

Hot off the presses!! Madonna releases new album; “HARD CANDY”.., the same week Mars Candy bought the Wriggly’s Gum Company for 43 Billion Dollars!!
It sounds like the sinister Dr. Evil is behind a plot to take over the Candy Companies of the World!! Austin Powers is once again comming out of retirement to combat these forces and save mankind!

“Schwinging”