

Autumn is now upon us, and the leaves are starting to change here in Las Vegas, and you can smell the… wait, who am I kidding… Leaves don’t change in Vegas. The temperature drops from 110 to 80, and the only way you know it’s fall is by the amount of people putting bets on football games. But this is the time to start thinking about more indoor activities… like going to a spa.
One of the best spas on The Strip is located at The Venetian. “The Canyon Ranch SpaClub” is a 69,000 square foot, two-level health spa and fitness center, and you won’t find any spa bigger than this in North America. Now let’s get one thing straight: men can fully appreciate a spa day as much as they can fully appreciate a romantic comedy. That’s why I am bringing my wife, Adrienne, along for the day to school me on the finer points of spending 12 hours in a robe, slippers and nothing else.
Carlos: Okay, honey, are you ready for our spa day?
Adrienne: Do you think people really believe we’re writing this as we walk into the spa?
Carlos: Theater of the mind, sweetheart.
Adrienne: Do you really think people actually read your blog?
Carlos: That’s a low blow.
Adrienne: Alrighty then, let’s move on.