Tiger Woods: Funniest Jokes!

From late-night hosts to golf blogs, everyone is taking shots at Tiger Woods! Fore! Take a look at "Extra's" list of some of the funniest Tiger Woods jokes!

Tiger Woods: Funniest Jokes!

New Name

What’s Tiger Woods’ new name? “Cheetah” (Credit: Brent’s Golf Blog)

Falling Females

“Last Friday, Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out,” —Seth Meyers on “Saturday Night Live’s” “Weekend Update”

Movie Star

Tiger Woods’ new movie is out… “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.” —Headline from the London Sunday Times on Nov. 29, 2009.

Car Trouble

Tiger Woods is so wealthy and he owns a large amount of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. (Credit: Brent’s Golf Blog)

"Late Show's " Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image

10. Crash a State Dinner at the White House
9. Change name from “Tiger” to more adorable “Puppy”
8. Fix this whole healthcare mess
7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis
6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop right here in the USA
5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings
4. Safely land golf cart in the Hudson river
3. Release list of women he did not have sex with
2. Find Osama bin Laden
1. Blame Letterman

Driving Lessons

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a ball 400 yards. (Credit: Brent’s Golf Blog)

Endorsements

“One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express.” —Conan O’Brien

On Time

Why did Tiger Woods leave the house so early in the morning? He had a 2:30 tree time. (Credit: NBC Sports)

Into the Trees

What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger Woods can drive them both into the trees. (Credit: NBC Sports)

New Show

“In fact, so many women are coming forward they are now doing a TV show about it called, ‘Tiger and Kate Plus 8,’” —Jay Leno

Leftovers

“Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistresses,” —Stephen Colbert

Mistress Count

The Tiger Woods alleged “Mistress Count” is up to ten. Eight more and he’ll be playing 18 holes. —(Credit: Dailycomedy.com)

comments

what’s the difference between tiger and santa claus?

santa stops at 3 ho’s

bow wow
January 8, 2010

I heard Tiger was changing his name to “LION Cheetah”!

Laurie
January 5, 2010

just watched an ace video on tiger woods called my best 18 holes kinda a shame it wasnt about golf (:

J dog
January 4, 2010

Tiger you are on the right course.Your are just not at the right hole!

Andy
December 16, 2009

Tiger,
I am really disappointed in you, I thought you were a better man than that.
Looks to me that you had the world by the tail. A beautiful wife, precious children, got paid to do what you love to do….and the best in the world!! And a billon dollars to boot. Boy, you have really screwed up yourself and your beautiful family. I pray that you will change your lifestyle….God will forgive you….but, please ask Him to forgive you. God bless you, Tiger. You definitely need someone bigger than yourself and that is Jesus Christ.

Anonymous
December 16, 2009

All of you please leave Tiger alone. He has done nothing more than any other man out there, many of who affairs have not yet been made public. His infidelity is between him, his wife, Elin and God. Judge-Not? Golf needs Tiger more than Tiger needs golf. Just wait and see how the rating goes down in his absence. I hate all of those kiss and tell U-Know-What.

A Loyal Tiger Fan

Anonymous
December 13, 2009

TIGERWOODS IS ALWAYS USING A GOLF STICK TO PLACE HIS BALLS IN A HOLE.TIME FOR HIM TO PLACE HIS STICK IN THE HOLE AND PREVENT HIS BALLS FROM GOING IN.TIGER IS A NATURAL HOLE MAN HE MADE MILLIONS FROM IT.ELEN IS #1 OF 18 HOES HE IS NOW AT #10.HE WAS ADDICTED TO HOLES AT A YOUNG AGE.ROAR FOR ME TIGER.IF I BAD YOUR MONEY,A GIRL IN ALL AREA CODE.SOLOMON HAD 365 AND MADE IT TO THE BIBLE U MADE IT TO TV 8 MORE TO COMPLETE THE COURSE.THOSE HOLES ARE ON SOME BEAUTIFUL COURSE DONT STOP NOW 8 MORE TO GO.THEY R JEALOUS THEY NEVER PUTTED PASSED ONE HOLE THAT GOT TO BE BORING. TIGER U R A NATURAL DRIVER WITH THE IRON DONT WORRY ABOUT THE CAR.GOD BLESS U ON YOUR QUEST FOR 18 HOES.MAKING IT LOUD N CLEAR ONE HOLE CANT SATISFY TIGER U R A TRUE PLAYA U SHOULD BE PROMOTED TO CHEETAH.THEY ONLY TRYING TO CATCH U.ELEN ONE ADVICE TO U MOVE THAT HOLE 18 TIMES SO THE MAN CAN PLAY N TAKE OVER THE CADDY JOB N CLEAN HIS STICK N BALL IF U WANT TO KEEP HIM.

DONDADDA
December 12, 2009

What do you call it when the world’s number one golfer takes an indefinite leave of abscence? Answer: Tiger Paws

xterrase
December 12, 2009

I THINK TIGER IS A WIMP FOR NOT FACEING THE PUBLIC,HIS FANS OR I THINK NOW YOU CAN CALL THEM HIS FORMER FANS.LOOK WHAT HE HAS DONE TO THOSE 2 INNOCENT KIDS!!EVEN THOUGH HE WAS WARNED BEFORE THE MARRIAGE HE SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED THE COST OF SCANDAL AND REPUTATION BEFORE SINKIN IT IN ANOTHER HOLE.

SUSAN
December 9, 2009
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