January 4, 2009

Actor Sam Shepard Slapped with DUI

Sam Shepard, an actor and playwright, was arrested Saturday on charges of speeding and drunk driving.
Shepard, 65, was reportedly pulled over in Normal, Illinois, for going 16 mph over the speed limit at around 2 a.m. When police approached Sam's Chevy Blazer, they stated that the actor appeared intoxicated. Later, a breath test would allegedly confirm that Shepard's BAC was more than double the legal limit.
The playwright was taken to McLean County Jail, and posted bond. He is known for his 1979 play "Buried Child", which won a Pulitzer Prize. He has had small roles in films such as "Black Hawk Down" and "The Notebook" -- and lives with longtime partner, actress Jessica Lange, with whom he has two children.












Sylvester Stallone should have Sam
Shepard sign a contract for his next
Brazilian action movie with Arnold, Mickey, Jet Li, & Eric Roberts.
Sylvester & his commando team join
up to save Sam who has been kidnapped
by Brazilian blue cannibal indians.
Example of a scene. Middle of the
Apocalypto Jungle. Sam tied up in
a chair. Monologues. Sylvester & Team commando show up & delivers him. Dialogue:
Sam: Was about time you guys showed up!
Sylvester: Traffic jams. U ok?
Sam: Feelin’ great! Just like a Francis Bacon painting!
Sylvester: punched, uh?
Sam: Them cannibals plan to have me
for breakfast!
Mickey: We’ve got company.
Sylvester: How many?
Mickey: fifty sal mineoes, i’d say.
Sylvester: LET’S MOVE!!!
Arnold: How about a cigar first?
Sam: Brillant idea! Garcia y Lorca!
Sylvester: LET’S MOVE!
Jet Li: My sister is ready.
Sam: Hocus pocus!
Arnold: Shoot them all!
Sylvester: LET’S MOVE!
The whole project needs another
screen writer, i agree. Anybody
knows Ben Stiller’s phone number?