If Paris Were a Handbag...
Can't you just see Paris roaming the jungle, carefully pondering her prey? She's a stealthy animal and as her wily past suggests, leopards never really change their spots.

Lindsay Lohan
LiLo is such a considerate gal pal. She seems to always carry for two. That's why she needs this large goth studded bag to haul her stuff (and SamRo's, who looks like all she can fit in those painted-on jeans is a pack of smokes).

Valentino Maison Studded Bag. $2,495.00
Natalie Portman
Sleek, sexy, soft as velvet. This lean green acting machine embodies the classic essence of this elegant vegan clutch.

Stella McCartney Velvet Double Frame Foldover Clutch. $695.00
J.Lo
Saucy J. Lo may have two kids in tow, but that doesn't stop her from representing! This large "shopper" tote let's the world know that she's a mom on the move, but the sumptuous black satin and the Lanvin label send the signal that she's still a fashion force to be reckoned with.

Lanvin Papilotte Satin Shopper. $1,390.00
Lauren Conrad
When scaling those treacherous hills, you need something that won't weigh you down. Cute and perky, just like this petite purse, Lauren's got a style, a clothing line and a great little life.

Dior Zebra Jazz Flap Bag - Small. $3,300.00


























Paris is a handbag, you unzipp her and dig in
August 29, 2008