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June 19, 2008

When Thongs Go Wrong

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Macrida Patterson, 52, slipped into "something more comfortable" from Victoria's Secret, and ended up on the receiving end of something highly uncomfortable -- an eye injury! What?

Patterson has filed suit against the lingerie giant for a "design problem" with their low-rise thong, which caused a decorative charm on the garment to fly off and land in Macrida's eye as she donned the panties, according to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Prior to the lawsuit being filed in Los Angeles, officials from VS allegedly asked to see the faulty "v-string," but were denied by counsel representing Patterson... who apparently wouldn't let them into her pants.

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Posted 10/10/09 07:52 PM
 

Indeed, there is money to be made by pursuing a career in law. I am amazed, however, to know how much money there is to be made by wearing (or not wearing) underpants. My daughter and I plan to pursue legal careers. Then we can initiate a class action suit for all parties, male or female, injured as a result of wedgies caused by wearing Victoria’s Secret thongs. Because of the size of a thong,our lawsuit may be challenged due to a lack of evidence. We will, however, do our best to resolve this issue. After all, where else is someone to go when a thong has gone wrong?


- Marion Bush
Posted 06/22/08 07:56 AM
 

Indeed, there is money to be made by pursuing a career in law. I am amazed, however, to know how much money there is to be made by wearing (or not wearing) underpants. My daughter and I plan to pursue legal careers. Then we can initiate a class action suit for all parties, male or female, injured as a result of wedgies caused by wearing Victoria’s Secret thongs. Because of the size of a thong,our lawsuit may be challenged due to a lack of evidence. We will, however, do our best to resolve this issue. After all, where else is someone to go when a thong has gone wrong?


- Marion Bush
Posted 06/22/08 07:56 AM
 

$25,000 for a 10 dollar pair of panties!!


- Anonymous
Posted 06/20/08 09:35 AM
 

I just feel like maybe if she had bought the right size the incident never would have occured. Another thing, HOW did you get stuck in the eye! Were you pulling them off with your teeth!


- Anonymous
Posted 06/20/08 09:32 AM
 

There comes a point in your life that you have to accept that you can and should not longer where certain clothes or as in this case a thong.


- anonymous
Posted 06/19/08 11:16 AM
 

I had a cornea abrasion last summer from a cat scratch it healed in 3 days. It hurt like hell but I ddin’t loose my vision and either did you Patterson. Could it be possible you might have needed a larger size thong? This is just about the stupidest thing we’ve heard lately.By the looks of the dress you wore on the Today Show you might have thought about a new bra instead of a thong meant for a much younger girl. Go to work and earn a honest living like the rest of us and stop trying to sue someone over your dirty laundry


- lkirmer01
Posted 06/19/08 09:36 AM
 

Exactly how was this woman trying to wear this thong??? Seems like a boundless law suit to me!


- anonymous2
Posted 06/19/08 09:00 AM
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