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June 24, 2008

Paris Hilton: Stairs Are Blind?

Heiress Paris Hilton was leaving Kate Somerville Skin Care Experts Salon yesterday when she took a tumble down the front stairs. After the embarrassing incident, Paris tried to make a quick exit -- only to find that her Bentley's battery died.


Not to worry though, knight in Charlotte armor Benji Madden came to the rescue -- picking up Paris in his SUV.

Click on an image to view the PARIS HILTON photo gallery!

NEXT: Heather Locklear in Treatment for Depression

 

Paris Hilton to be driving again soon !!
*(The battery in her new Bentley is being replaced).., and she will be on the road again for more future adventures!).

*(Weather or not the Bentley will be painted another color is not certain., but speculation on the color is that “Pink” is a possible choice).

*(White-wall tires may be optional).


- Celebrity Scoop! News !!
Posted 06/25/08 11:42 AM
 

News Desk !! Exclusive !! Just off the Teletype.., and onto the desk of “News-desk!”. *(Just in!) NEWS !!

Paris Hilton.., heiress to the Hilton Hotel and Resort Empire.., founded by Barron Hilton.., her grandfather.., leaves a skin- care salon in Beverly Hills and momentarilly distracted by “Papa-Razzi”.., BUT ALL IS WELL !!
Paris attempts to enter her Silver Bentley.., but the battery went dead and the automobile could not be entered!
*(Paris prefers the Blue Bentley and most likely will have it delivered soon).
Meanwhile.., the Silver Bentley will have a new battery installed and Paris will be on her way to a new adventure in no time. Paris’s new hairstyle is the perfect length and is the best looking to date.*(Blondes look good in coral pink and Paris may have her Silver Bentley painted pink while the battery is being replaced!! Automotive experts in the feild recommend that the tires should be replaced with radial white-walls that are currently available and can be installed with no problem ).
In an up-comming episode of the ever-popular “Paris.., best Freind Forever”., show.., Paris gets the surprize of a life-time when she picks up her Bentley., that was in for a battery change.., and discovers that it was painted “Pink” and has “New., White-Wall Tires!”. Paris starts another fashion trend and is sensational!! *(Tune In). *(A News-Desk Exclusive!).


- News Desk, News !! Exclusive !
Posted 06/25/08 11:27 AM
 

Check out the parody video of Paris on minimovie.com- it’s very funny!


- ozzy
Posted 06/24/08 01:49 PM
 

I was hoping someone kicked the piece of trash down the stairs.Poor Benji if only he’d see the light!!


- anonymous
Posted 06/24/08 01:15 PM
 

The News Desk Editor thinks Paris would look better driving a Coral Pink Bently with White-Wall Tires!! *(BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN.., in Pink Bentley’s!!).

*(Another News- Desk Exclusive).


- News Desk ! News !!
Posted 06/24/08 10:21 AM
 

Paris Hilton’s Bentley is going to be repaired !! Paris has a blue Bentley and a Pink Surfboard as back-up just in case.., and is allways prepared for fun !! Paris is the star of “The Simple Life”.., and is the heiress to the Hilton Hotel and Resort Company. Rocker.., Benji Madden is assisting Paris., providing a S.U.V. until the silver Bentley is repaired or the Blue Bentley with the Pink Surfboard can be delivered!! This is another exciting News-Break from the desk of celebrity Scoop!! *(right of the Teletype and onto the desk, here, at celebrity scoop!).


- Celebrity Scoop ! News!
Posted 06/24/08 10:15 AM
 

Paris Hilton..,star of “The Simple Life” and “Paris’s Best Freind Forever”.., had a small accident but is O.K.!! After falling down some steps she was rescued by Rocker Benji Madden and is feeling better as Benji escorted the heiress to a S.U.V. that he provided after Paris’s Baby Blue Bentley’s battery failed. Paris loves that Bentley and is going to get a new battery and will be on the road again for more adventures!!
Paris Hilton’s “Snap- Happy” Sweepstakes is fantastic!!
BIG PRIZES are Available!
Just send in your best vacation photograph and they’ll pick a winner!
Enjoy a Hilton Hotel and Resort.., prefferably in Hawaai and have some fun!!*(Here are some of the prizes!).
(1) A fresh Pineapple flown in from Hawaai!! *(ripe and juicey)
(2) A two for one dinner with drinks!!
*(your choice of entre’).
(3) A dance at the “Tiki-Bar!”.
(4) A Sun Hat and Sandles!
(5) A Groovey Tommy Bahammas Hawaain Shirt!! *(Your choice of colors and style!).
(6) A Super-Dupper Paris Hilton “T”. *(Designed by Paris )
(7) A very special Prize for the “Winner”! enter today !!


- Tinsel Town News ! Exclusive !
Posted 06/24/08 09:55 AM
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