Paris Hilton is featured on the cover of Harvard Lampoons Parody of “National Geographic”.., and superbly interacts with the wild animals. One being a Gorilla and Elephant and an Un-Identified creature holding a camera! Paris is featured on the cover looking great and the Animals are entralled! They are delighted to get an opportunity to get a sovenier snap-shot of the Heiress and Movie-Star for their scrap-books! The excitement never stops!

Cathy Hilton., mother of International Celebrity: PARIS HLTON!!.., will star in the Television Broadcast of the Standard Soup Opera show.., the show that sets the ‘Benchmark” that all soap opera shows aspire to.., The Young and the Restless!!” Cathy will certainly be an exciting addition to the show and is certain to boost ratings dramatically!
Cathy keeps in shape by watching what she eats and incorporates lean foods like “Tofu” into her diet as well as an occation peice of “Swiss Cheese”., supplying needed calcium for strong bones and enjoyment! The excitement never stops at the Hilton Household of Super-Stars”. Tune in same “Bat-Time”., same “Bat-Channel!!”., for more Tinsel- Town News!”

Paris’s Mother ,Kathey will star in an episode of “The Young and the Restless!”
This entry into the entertainment business is interesting because daughter Paris lead the way with the zany reality show ; ‘The Simple Life”.., and Kathy is sure to make some impressions. Kathy’s favorite cheese , like Paris’s., is “Swiss”. It’s the choice of celebrities in the entertainment world! Tune in same “Bat- Time.., same “Bat- Channel” for further exciting news from ‘Tinsel Town’. Over.

Paris Hilton., “World Traveler”., “Jet Setter” and “Globe- Trotter”..,will star in a new reality show called :”Paris’s Best Freind Forever”.., where contestants attempt to win Paris’s Freindship! I imagine that the competition would be feirce but it could also evolve into a very funny show with a lot of laughs. “Did you know that Paris’s favorite cheese is “Swiss?” That’s a start., anyway.
“Tune in same “Bat-Time.., same “Bat-Channel”. From “Celebrity News Desk !!

Paris is the Greatest.., and allthough she may have been dis-inherited.., there is always light at the end of the tunnel..,as they say, and she’s doing well with her businesses and the Entertainment World is allways featuring her. Her new reality show is coming out and should be entertaining and funny. She has a sense of humor that is evident in interveiws and daily life. Hurray for Paris’s new show!

I think Paris is Sweedish in ethnicity.
She is Scandanavian or possibly from Norway, some cold place like that with snow and a lot of hot chocolate.

Paris Hilton is also an accomplished Dancer..,having performed at the Club “Pure” in Las Vegas Nevada. She’s a “Show” in and of herself..,attracting crouds even in other countries! Who would have ever imagined that the Chinese or even the South Koreans would even know who she was. They even love her there! Paris travels throughout the globe. She’s a “Globe-Trotter” and “Jet-Setter!!”. Her favorite cheese is “Swiss”.

I think Paris could be a Hollywood Star.
She has the looks of one., blond, blue eyed and a good figure., somewhat reminisent of Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe and Tippi Hedren.., many being Alfred Hitchcocks favorites. She has a lot of confidence and popularity allready.

Certainly.., she’s a blonde and very much like Grace Kelly, Tippi Hedren and Kim Novak. She’s the heir-apparent to the “Ultimate Hitchcock Blonde!!”

Paris Hilton certainly would have been Andy Warhol’s and Alfred Hitchcock’s;

“Ultimate Blondes”