I’m going to try Provelone or Munster.., just for something different!!
*(Who knows.., I might discover a new taste sensation in the “World of Cheese”). I wonder what Wynona’s favorite is! *(And Gwyneth Paltrow stars as ‘Pepper-Potts’ in “Iron-Man!”.., SOUNDS SPICEY!

I HAVE SWISS.., it’s tastey !

Winona Ryder.., famed actress and Star of films may accept the role of the “Love Interest and Female Lead”.., in the next scheduled “Bat- Man Film”.., to be filmed in “Gotham City!”

These films have been vehicles for Hollywoods Leading Ladies..*( Uma Thurmond.,Alicia Silverstone..,Nicole Kidman.., Kim Bassinger and Others).

Contrary to published reports on this site., let’s set the record straight about “The Moon’s Composition”.

Fact: “It’s made of Swiss.., not Cheddar”.

and

‘Cheddar is best melted on Apple Pie’.

Exclusive from Gotham City.!

The Moon is Made of “Swiss!”

Tune in same “Bat-Time”..,same “Bat-Channel!!”

Contrary to some obsurd story about the Moon being made of cheese, specifically “Swiss”.., it is reported that allthough Winona has traveled extensively, her travels do not include the Moon. She has no training in that feild.., and does not “Moon Walk” as does Mr. Jackson. The Moon is clasified information but I will say., just between you and me.., that it is composed entirely of Cheddar Cheese.., not “Swiss” as eluded to in a series of perposterous articles!*(Swiss is Tasty).

Contrary to popular belief.., It is reported that since Americans have landed on the Moon in 1969.., that it has been established beyond all dought,
“That the Moon is Made of Swiss Cheese!”
This is exciting news because they have kept this secret under wraps due to a powerfull lobby in Switzerland., home of the Swiss Cheese Empire., that felt economic competition from such a huge cashe’ of Cheese could threaten the industry. “Swiss Cheese” from Switzerland is best by test. Tune in same “BAT-TIME”..,same “BAT-CHANNEL”.

Contrary to popular belief.., It is reported that since Americans have landed on the Moon in 1969.., that it has been established beyond all dought,
“That the Moon is Made of Swiss Cheese!”
This is exciting news because they have kept this secret under wraps due to a powerfull lobby in Switzerland., home of the Swiss Cheese Empire., that felt economic competition from such a huge cashet of Cheese could threaten the industry. “Swiss Cheese” from Switzerland is best by test. Tune in same “BAT-TIME”..,same “BAT-CHANNEL”.

Winona Ryder to star in “The Informers”.
Generation X Star Winona Ryder will be the primary lead in this exciting and intrigueing “Cloak and Dagger” yarn.
Winona hasn’t been too busy in the last
few years and at 35 she is at her prime
as far as beauty and maturity goes. She’s always had talent and charisma and
now she has the stature for some great films in the future. Martin Scorcese,
director, says; “She’s the best actress
of her generation”. Celebrity Exclusive!

It’s true., Winona did get nabbed at Saks., but according to Winona, she did leave her credit card with the cashier who could easily have charged the purchases on it. Sounds like a misunderstanding to me. Winona was “Light Headed” do to a pain medication prescribed for a broken wrist
and thus slightly absent minded and not
at the top of her game that day. The authorities made a lot of hay on that one. The media had a feild day and can be relentless and callus when celebrities find themselves vunerable to prosecution.

Winona Ryder isn’t the only Hollywood
Celebrity that enjoys the nutty flavor
and smooth texture of “Swiss Cheese”..,
Heidi Klum.., star of Project Runway also has “An Affinity for Swiss Cheese”.
She often incorporates it into the yummy
omletes she prepares for her husband Seal, the popular singer. Cheese is where it’s at!! Fashionably on que.

Winona’s favorite cheese is “Swiss”.

“The Holes Have Fewer Calories”

.., “It’s the choice of celebrities and

non-celebrities as well. Martha Stewart
thinks it’s great with a ham on rye and
a sexy dill pickel and homemade mayonaise. Paul Newman thinks favorably about the merits of “Swiss Cheese”.

Winona Ryder.., who was once bullied by
mean bullies in high school for being
“skinny”.., eventually blossomed into a
woman with “The Best Figure in Hollywood”.., and is currently eyeing some scripts for some promissing new
celluloid adventures.

“Tinsel Town is A-Buzz”.

Winona Ryder.., who lives in San Francisco., spent her early years living on a farm and attended high school and subsequently attended drama
school when she got a break and was cast
in the film “Mermaids” with Cher.
Winona enjoys new wave music and is the
neice of Timothy Leary.., who championed., along with others at NASA..,Intergalactic Flight. Winona once
landed on the moon in fact.., but declines to further elaborate on the adventure due to modesty. “I’m not the type of girl who lands on the moon and
brags about it the next day”. “I have a reputation to uphold., for god’s sake”.
“Where’s the Sake?” Tune in same Bat Time.., Same Bat-Channel”.”Who’s got the Keilbasa?”

Winona Ryder.., who lives in San Francisco., spent her early years living on a farm and attended high school and subsequently attended drama
school when she got a break and was cast
in the film “Mermaids” with Cher.
Winona enjoys new wave music and is the
neice of Timothy Leary.., who championed., along with others at NASA..,Intergalactic Flight. Winona once
landed on the moon in fact.., but declines to further elaborate on the adventure due to modesty. “I’m not the type of girl who lands on the moon and
brags about it the next day”. “I have a reputation to uphold., for god’s sake”.
“Where’s the Sake?” Tune in same Bat Time.., Same Bat-Channel”.”Who’s got the Keilbasa?”