I enjoyed watching “The Simple Life”..,
Paris having a sense of humor I didn’t expect and I found it quit entertaining. Paris is a good looking lady and I hope she continues to be involved in the entertainment business.

Paris is also a “Can-Can”
Dancer and Swimmer.

Paris Hilton.., star of “The Simple Life”.., does’nt like Lasagna.., but she likes the ingredients of Lasagna individually! This is exclusive news learned by the make-up artist at the exciting photo-shoot at National Geographic! Paris is a fan of The Beatles..,but won’t say who her favorite Beatle is. I bet it’s Ringo!!

True.., Paris did rescue an “Oompa-Loompa”.., and the creature was gratefull!! Paris interacts well under presure and made some quick moves and got that Oompah- Lompah out of harms way! Paris’s Star Shown Bright that day., and she gave that Oompa-Lompa a
“Good Talking To” and sent him on his way. Way to go Paris!!

“Cheese” It’s where it’s at!!
I use it in a variety of recipes..,
on pizza, sprinkled on hot soups..,
in sandwidges.., incorporated in
noodle dishes and sometimes I even
have a slice by itself. It’s good
with a beer on the “Swiss Alps”..,
or..,
in the vast “Desserts of the Southwest”.
“It’s the choice of celebrities”.

Wether it’s Vodka and Caviar with a
submarine crew at the North Pole..,
or
sushi with a group of penguins at the
South Pole..,
Paris leaves an indelable impression and
promotes global harmony.
“It’s chilly up there”.., if it wasn’t
for this hot bowl of tomato soup flown
in from Paul Newman’s Restaurant in CT
I think I’d freeze.*(Paul has a special
this week on Tomato Soup and Cheese Bread..,only $9.00). It’s Hot!

Contrary to popular belief , “Cheese is not that fatening”.., in fact the holes
in “Swiss Cheese” have fewer calories and thus it is the “Cheese of Choice”
amoung celebrities.”I like the nutty
flavor and the smooth texture” and “I
plan to give “Swiss Cheese” a prominent
role on the upcoming reality show titled; “Paris Hilton’s Best Freind Forever”. I may introduce “Swiss” to a “Ham on Rye”..featuring a “Sexy Dill Pickel”.., “That is so Schwing-ing”

Paris showed exceptional empathy rescueing an “Oompa-Loompa”..,who evidently got on the wrong bus and ended
up in Las Vegas.Paris gave the misguided
creature a “Good Talking To”.., and sent
him on his way back home. Later, Paris
discussed her new reality show called:
“Paris Hilton’s Best Freind Forever”..,
that offers the extraordinary chance for
the winner to meet intersting people., one of them being Paris Hilton.

Great job Paris… :)