Paris Hilton., favorite reality star.,*(The Simple Life).., Is also a wonderfull dancer and has extensive experience as business woman that has traveled throughout the world. Very good and valuable experience!

If an Elephant wants to ‘Tip-Toe” THROUGH THE TULIPS.., LET HIM!

Pachyderms is just a “High Faloot’in” name for Elephants! Out her in the west we have horses but in India the ride of choice is the majestic Elephant. I admitt that they are grand in design and make a powerfull impression. Anyone arriving on an Elephant won’t be ignored.

Elephants are Vegetarians and enjoy the outdoors., swimming and the drama of circus performances and interact well with sexy blonds like Paris Hilton. One elephant in particular is particularly enamored with Paris , saying : ” She’s
a pleasure to work with and she never once tried to feed me a bag a peanuts!”

Paris Hilton., heiress to the Hilton Hotel Empire and “Can-Can” Dancer is influenced by the performance artist;

“Dita Von-Tease”..,

and incorporates some exotic dance moves on an up-comming new performance!!

Paris also interacts well with elephants.,and plans to join the circus someday. Paris may follow in the footsteps of Burt Lancaster and Master the Art of Trapese.

There are no such things as “Drunken Elephants”.., but if you drink to much
beverage.., you may see a ‘Pink Elephant”.., at least some have made that claim. Elephants are not known to
frequent bars and saloons or make late-night trips to the supermarket. They don’t eat peanuts and they prefer to relax near riverbeds and occasionally
enjoy a cooling swim. They swim well and
Paris Hilton is known to swim in the warm waters of our 50th State; Hawaai.

Paris Hilton is featured on this months
cover of National Geographic.., the Harvard Lampoon Edition.., with some furry freinds. Paris enjoys the components of Lasagna., individually..,
and likes “Swiss Cheese”.

“The Holes have Fewer Calories.., and That’s Why She Likes It!!”

Elephants are creatures who have feelings and long memories and enjoy swimming and lead a healthy vegetarian life style. “I never met an elephant I
didn’t like and ‘Elepants., contrary to
popular beleif.., don’t eat peanuts.

The drunken elephants are obviously a hoax, and someone probably offered Ms. Hilton an opportunity to adopt them as her cause just to see how dumb she really is.

How do these stories/rumors get started anyway? This is the silliest rumor I have ever heard, even for someone like Paris Hilton.