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June 5, 2007

Paris Faces Harsh Reality


Just call her Inmate 9818783.

Paris Hilton is in the pen for day two of her jail sentence – and it’s a harsh reality!

She spends 23 out of 24 hours in solitary confinement!

“The one hour a day that she’s out, she’s allowed to take a shower and talk on the phone,” says her attorney Richard Hutton.

But there are no cellphones – just an outdoor payphone!

And to add to the agony, there are no mirrors…no moisturizer…and the pampered Paris can’t even blow-dry her hair!

But, good news! Paris does get to keep her hair extensions.

Turns out they’re short enough for jailhouse regulations.

All together now…breathe.

Top legal analyst Jeannine Piro is putting perspective on the Paris sentence, explaining, “This sentence is very appropriate. It’s within the legal guidelines.”

Last night the late-night comics had a field day with her jail debacle.

“Paris Hilton is now in jail. The streets are safe!” exclaimed Jay Leno.

Joked David Letterman, “Unlike a Hilton hotel, her room was ready on time.”

Friend Elisha Cuthbert told us, “She’s a dear friend, and I love her to death. I hope for the best.”

Sean Combs – a.k.a. P. Diddy – said, “My prayers are with her.”

But don’t ask talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey.

She shot back, “I have no thoughts about Paris. I don’t spend time thinking about Paris.”

Guess Paris won’t be telling her jail story on “Oprah” any time soon!

Click on an image to view the HILTON SENTENCING photo gallery!

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Boo Hoo you immature little girl. You think that you are above everyone else and above the law. You think that you can just what you want to and snub the probation system. Good for the judge for being mad at being overturned and sent her back to jail. No one wants to be there, but they did the crime and they have to do the time. She is such a snob. I hope that this takes her down some, but with all that money, she doesn’t have to be human.


- Anonymous
Posted 06/08/07 01:51 PM
 

with all the horrible things that have been said about her by low life tabloid commentators and in paticlar a poty mouthed would be commedienne she has already paid a terrible price. a video of her doing what untold millions of others have done is the apparent igniter of all this. new american pass time: kick ‘em while they’re down!!!!!!


- steve Fenley
Posted 06/07/07 08:03 PM
 

with all the horrible things that have been said about her by low life tabloid commentators and in paticlar a poty mouthed would be commedienne she has already paid a terrible price. a video of her doing what untold millions of others have done is the apparent igniter of all this. new american pass time: kick ‘em while they’re down!!!!!!


- steve Fenley
Posted 06/07/07 08:03 PM
 

with all the horrible things that have been said about her by low life tabloid commentators and in paticlar a poty mouthed would be commedienne she has already paid a terrible price. a video of her doing what untold millions of others have done is the apparent igniter of all this. new american pass time: kick ‘em while they’re down!!!!!!


- steve Fenley
Posted 06/07/07 08:03 PM
 

I just want to say why is going to jail so gamlerize ..my son is in jail and he did not do anything but be at the wrong place and the wrong time..no one has asked him for an autographic and he paniced..he still there..so what this mean if you are in part of the rich or hollywood chic then ..justice was service..this is not fair to everyday people who faces many realtics..it’s terrble…Paris she service her time..or should have done the crime…


- Bernadine Virani
Posted 06/07/07 04:14 PM
 

Send her back to jail, being stuck in a mansion is not any punishment at all.


- Andy
Posted 06/07/07 03:35 PM
 

So did they do the standard jail entrance procedure. Where they welcome you in by asking you to strip unfront of everyone then they ask you to bend over and stick their finger up your bum to check for contraband.
Then the guards watch you while you shower and the male gurads molest you.


- Anonymous
Posted 06/06/07 12:36 PM
 

Perhaps she must have thought that she can pose for the mug shot as she is always doing that for the photo hungry paparazzi!!!

I don’t think anyone should feel sorry for her!
She is yet to feel the harsh reality!


- Anonymous
Posted 06/06/07 10:36 AM
 

nobody in this world should ever feel sorry for her just because she doesnt get all the attention she is distraught and is trying to get out stay in there i hope they throw away the key. she hasnt even seen what harsh reality is she usually gets her way out of things maybe she will finally learn everything will not go her way.


- erica
Posted 06/06/07 07:09 AM
 

What is the jail address that I can correspond with Paris Hilton?


- 760-240-3889
Posted 06/06/07 03:13 AM
 

What is the jail address that I can correspond with Paris Hilton?


- 760-240-3889
Posted 06/06/07 03:13 AM
 

I’ve heard of mug shots before, but this is the first time I’ve heard of a smug shot.
Did paris hilton really need to look like a snob queen, even in her mug shot?!!?!?
No, but she did anyway, unfortunately….


- Anonymous
Posted 06/05/07 11:21 PM
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