I don’t know how much of an act this is but you’ve got a good hook there. You have great timing and are quick witted. If no one picks you up for a regular gig, might I suggest that you write and star in your own show. I could picture you producing ‘The World According to Ian Benardo’ whereby you comment on happenings in our world from your perspective. If you posted on You Tube, I am certain you would have a huge following and since those boys in tinseltown can’t stand the thought of letting someone else’s creativity get away from them, they would come calling, I’m sure.
Just a thought.
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On 14 Dec 2007, i laugh wrote:
lol.. loser…lol
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On 10 Sep 2007, SIMON wrote:
HEY U R FUNNY GUY
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On 2 Aug 2007, N.B. wrote:
Ian you are my hero! LOL. You rock sweetheart! Go on doing what you do because when it comes down to it, YOU were and are the one on T.V and not the haters. LOL You took that big step and actually had the stamina to face those gay-tarded judges and tell them how it REALLY is. I LOVE YOU MAN!
God Bless
-N
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On 7 Jun 2007, Ian wrote:
Of you crossed a possum and a catfish you end up with a creature similar but not as ugly as Ian.
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On 5 Jun 2007, Ian Sucks wrote:
Ian, you are pityful. I bet your therapists have a lot of work to do with your stupidly big ego… is it that big to balance out your lack of manners and talent in anything? You are ugly. You cannot sing. You cannot dance. You cannot dress… you are just a pathethic wannabe. Why don’t you look for a job as a (very low level) drag in some sordid 4th class gay bar? You may end up meeting a fat hold slimy sugar daddy who will maintain you in exchange of head evry now and then. You suck. You are a racist. Go get a life. Or better, go and stop your life.
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On 30 May 2007, Ian's Therapist wrote:
Ian, as we discussed in our last session in dealing with your gayness. It would be beneficial if you change careers and start becoming the next Rue Paul or whatever type of transexual acting career you think you might have. Maybe an ugly version of A. Jolie with those all natural (I assume) flappers you call lips.
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On 25 May 2007, Rachel and Rick wrote:
Ian- We LOVE you!!!! You are so funny and we love to hear you sing “Gloria”. Are you going to be coming out with a CD?
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On 25 May 2007, Rachel and Rick wrote:
We love you Ian!!!!! You are awesome and so funny, especially when you sing “Gloria”.
Ian, you are an awesome mothfwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I could not say that with a striaght face. Ian, you suck. You make people think that all jewish people talk like that. Are you Italian? Cause you sound like my great aunt Doloris! Your insults suck. Find a jb, and hopefully don’t get VD!
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On 16 May 2007, Jennifer wrote:
Ian I love you even though you are probably sleeping with Simon right now. You are my idol and you have given me so much inspiration. I will totally buy your cd when it comes out!!
You are sending WAY too much gayora into my room though.
Peace ducklips
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On 25 Apr 2007, Zesty394 wrote:
Ian you are too funny! Ur so truthful, who cares what other ppl think negatively about you. U can be a singer and a dancer if you want to be. Dont let no one get u down!
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On 25 Apr 2007, Veritas wrote:
The nominees for Loser Of The Year are:
1. Amorosa from The Apprentice
2. Saddam Hussein from Iraq
3. Ian Benardo from American Idol
and the winner is:
IAN BENARDO!!
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On 28 Feb 2007, Christy wrote:
okay kid dont even begin to say people are pathetic becasue you cant dance, you cant sing, and like simon said you are not a superstar and i got a good laugh out of you but your being redicioulous with all of these comments and responding to them like seriously get a life idiot
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On 28 Feb 2007, mckenzie wilson wrote:
okay you were the worst singer ever.
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On 23 Feb 2007, Christine wrote:
I love Ian Benardo!..He is my most favorite person ever!..And yes he does exuberate fantasticisms!!!…You rock Ian…Dont let people bring you down…I know you dont….but I just want you to know that not everyone is against you!!!
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On 19 Feb 2007, Roza wrote:
Hello!
Ian has style. His audition “So You think You can dance” was amasing and Sexy.I almost wanted to kill those judges when they told him to stop.Ian has a great personality. His comments to those rude judges were appropriate.I wish all men could have so much self esteem as Ian!Yes He is a Star and nobody can tell that He is not.He is interesting ,memorable,entertaining and honest.
Shame on You People if You criticize Him for racial or facial features.
Ian is handsome,smart,talented and unique.
Good Luck Ian i wish all Your dreams will come true!
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On 17 Feb 2007, Ryan wrote:
HEY IAN
YOU KNOW IF MAYBE YOU DIDN’T MAKE SUCH A BAD IMPERSSION ABOUT BRITSH PEOPLE MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE MADE IT. GOD MUST HAVE BEEN ANGRY WITH YOU. I TOTTLAY AGREE WITH SIMON U ROCK COWLL. BUT IAN I HAVE TO ADMIT U ARE KINDA FUNNY. I DO UR INPERSION TO MY DAD AND HE THINKS IT’S FUNNY. MY FAVORITE LINE OF YOURS WAS “NO I WOULD NOT CONSIDER THAT DANCING”. AND ARE YOU GAY CAUSE U ACT LIKE IT. OH YEAH IAN GROW UP AND GET A LIFE IAM BETTER THAN YOU I MEAN IT..
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On 16 Feb 2007, Dylan wrote:
Ian its Dylan when i saw you on american idol singin that crappy version of “Gloria” u have duck lips its called a face lift so if your so wealthy get one.And simon was right your not a superstar your supergay.Oh that poor chinchilla scarf wait i saw one just like it at walmart hmmm?Simon Rocks and u will never gayfer!!!!!!
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Hi Ian,
I don’t know how much of an act this is but you’ve got a good hook there. You have great timing and are quick witted. If no one picks you up for a regular gig, might I suggest that you write and star in your own show. I could picture you producing ‘The World According to Ian Benardo’ whereby you comment on happenings in our world from your perspective. If you posted on You Tube, I am certain you would have a huge following and since those boys in tinseltown can’t stand the thought of letting someone else’s creativity get away from them, they would come calling, I’m sure.
Just a thought.
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